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sdwoodchuck t1_j9sydn3 wrote

After millennia of collecting the tolls to cross the river into the underworld, Death still can’t afford to properly play 40k, and loses as a result.

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Terkmc t1_j9t7pf9 wrote

You can delay your death by a hefty ammount of time by having him read all the fucking books supplement codex errata before being able to play on top of the models stuff

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djsoren19 t1_j9uaj5h wrote

"Ah but you see Death, before you can really start playing the game you have to understand the Horus Heresy. Here, just consult this handy reading chart."

You're either buying yourself an extra 10 years, or Death becomes so enraged upon seeing the flow chart that he immediately yeets you into the sun.

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Destroyer_of_Naps t1_j9taooh wrote

They should have challenged death to Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker instead.

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FuzzyLogic0 t1_j9sy7w9 wrote

I like to think he is not here for you just yet, he is expecting to lose the first learning game(s).

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wathcman t1_j9y6gg7 wrote

Death: If I wanted to play the board game version of my job I'd follow war instead

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