"O Great Father, Great Lord, hear me in prayer..."

I stop listening to the man I've been contracted to Exorcise. Jeffrey Dahmer, age six.

At the start of the Fifth Multiversal War, Satan created the Angel Exorcism Task Force. As angels across Universe 12A began violently taking over people's bodies, one even going as far as to manipulate life and death, we were the only people trained to save them.

I walk into the room, silent like the parasite that I am. As he finishes his nightly prayer and turns around, he sees me.

Acting on nothing but primal instinct given to me by Satan himself, I begin opening a vial of Sinbugs. As he opens his mouth, I force him to swallow the bugs, and begin The Dancing Spider's Ritual.

Dahmer may have been a terrible murderous bastard, but others that we've saved have gone on to do beautiful things. Tony Stark, Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King.

Most people aren't Jesus Christ or Muhammad, but those people also have free will. And sometimes, if you give a man free will, he'll do amazing things. Other times, he'll commit several murders and keep his victims' genitals in his freezer.