Where would I go to pick up older guys?

Submitted by Gobbledegook12 t3_zxvu98 in WorcesterMA

My cousin (70F) and I (29F) are tryna meet some older dudes. Any recs on where I can be her best wing woman?

Disclaimer: we don't cross married lines!

Edit: ty everyone for your advice! Even if we don't make it to all those places, it'll be good for her to scope it out on her own.

To all you older dudes sliding into my DMs... I am not interested for me. I'm tryna help out my cuz. Pls don't tell me you've been with women in your 20s. I am not gonna be your plaything 💔

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weasel999 t1_j22p0qz wrote

Church. Diners during breakfast. Senior center. Oldies car shows. Flea markets.

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Fabulously-humble t1_j23odem wrote

This is the most amusing Reddit post I've read so far this morning.

Good luck gals. Hope you get some action. Heh.

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monkeyinheaven t1_j23w5db wrote

It's not the right time of year for it, but I'd guess old guys like me will go to WooSox games. It's short money, takes up a lot of time, and most of the young folks are bored by baseball.

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gnamyl t1_j24mcb4 wrote

Price Chopper? Stop & Shop? If you’re looking for a guy with some money then switch those out for Whole Foods.

My advice is stay away from Shaws.

Oh oh I thought of another possibility: book stores. Barnes and Noble or another local place. Come to Webster, Booklover’s Gourmet has events and I always see the older/grayer crowd in there. Yes I know it’s Webster so you won’t pick up any rich dudes (in all probability).

Good luck! I think it’s sweet you’re going to be wing woman for her.

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johnjohn11b t1_j24rujc wrote

Try some golf simulators. Most of the guys in my golf league are retired, and they live for it.

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amandaflash t1_j24usbm wrote

Hanging out at Herbie's, Bingo in the area... definitely the Senior Center.

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limegreenskittle t1_j252hzn wrote

My friends dad met his girlfriend at the cemetery… he’s 90 tho 😬

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demoneyes65 t1_j25opwy wrote

Guys I'm not a Townie but there has to be a dive bar? Old man bar? Vet Bar?

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redbicycleblues t1_j26ip3t wrote

The Worcester County Poetry Association or the WCPA is full of baby boomers. Look up their website and attend any of their plentiful poetry events. Worst case scenario you get some poems out of it.

Also, is your username a Fraser reference? Because, if yes, nice!

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WafflesTheBadger t1_j26pdpq wrote

Pre-COVID, my grandma would literally just sit on a bench at a mall or wherever and older men would just come over and start talking to her.

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Fun-Jelly-5939 t1_j277bvr wrote

Check out Vincent’s it’s a dive bar and has live music. Cheap drinks as well

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