I’ve been getting them from Tiffany Smiley. The last one included the video of her in front of Starbucks on Capitol Hill.

I responded with “I’d rather shove a sandpaper dildo up my asshole than have to listen to Tiffany Smiley bitch about one Starbucks closing ever again” and somehow i haven’t received any more.

I don’t pay twenty cents a message, but if i did it would be twenty cents well spent.