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inclamateredditor t1_j5or60u wrote

A surgery that does not "produce any blood." Congratulations, this achievement goes to: every surgery!

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DontBeHumanTrash t1_j5p0pra wrote

Lack of reading comprehension or do you not understand how a Scalpel works?

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MtnDewFtw t1_j5qd093 wrote

Surgery doesn't /produce/ blood.

Edit to say: don't be human trash

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DontBeHumanTrash t1_j5qfpl2 wrote

On an alt or are there two people learning today that humans bleed when you cut them? Even when a doctor does it. Its magical i know.

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alabasterwilliams t1_j5r70p6 wrote

No, surgery does not manufacture blood.

A finger poke will produce blood.

I know this is crazy, but sometimes words can mean two things.

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inclamateredditor t1_j5sl5a6 wrote

The finger poke is not causing blood to exist, it is causing bleeding to exist.

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alabasterwilliams t1_j5sltjp wrote

Here you are, using the English language, and yet you still think this is a logical hill to die on.

Go outside tomorrow when the sun is out, it’s good for your health.

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inclamateredditor t1_j5sougg wrote

A personal attack. Brilliant.

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alabasterwilliams t1_j5sr4iy wrote

See, here, “brilliant” could mean a couple of things:

A. You legitimately think I am brilliant, or that my statement was brilliant.

B. You are using thinly veiled sarcasm.

C. You view personal attacks as brilliant.

Multiple sentiments, all in the same nine letters. Now, like this, some words can have multiple definitions. For example, if I use the word unnecessary, it could mean:

A. I feel as though your pedantry is unnecessary

B. I feel as though this conversation is unnecessary.

C. I feel as though your access to technology is unnecessary.

It’s really neither of these things. The definition I would like to convey is: Continuing to entertain such a mediocre attempt at being an unnecessary specimen on Reddit would be unnecessary.

That’s a lot, I know.

If you need any help slogging through such an immense concept, please do let someone know.

And honestly, if you take sound health advice from strangers on the internet as a personal attack, there could be a far many things to sort out within yourself before you start to worry about requisite vitamin d intake.

Or, maybe that’s the problem?

Again, I suggest you go outside tomorrow, it’s good for your physical and mental health.

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