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Aalnius t1_j54we47 wrote

Reply to comment by lodelljax in Alabama town learns farmer secretly paid people’s pharmacy bills by veePeaches

Or or hear me out we could instead get you to contribute that bit of your income and then spend it on guns. Guns fix all problems so clearly this is the best solution.

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elton_john_lennon t1_j54xggv wrote

Only if those guns shoot vitamin C

;D xD

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thylocene t1_j55hv05 wrote

Introducing Stingers™️

When shooting someone isn’t painful enough, our new Stingers™️ bullets are dipped in citric acid to provide that extra burn you need them to feel.

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