Submitted by seenitreddit90s t3_10fk8dh in UpliftingNews
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Mrischief t1_j4y23ba wrote
Get that to 150% and we can maybe make a dent in this inflational sheit 😉
Capitain_Collateral t1_j4zkkni wrote
I’m sorry, but no. What you are not seeing is that the wholesale price of breezes is going up significantly and the government will need to raise the price cap to suit. Please pay us double this year compared to last year.
Also, in unrelated news, RECORD PROFITS BABY!
Downtown-Cress-5202 t1_j4ztqsh wrote
Good ol animal farm
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SucksToYourAzmar t1_j4z6wwf wrote
Almost like this stuff performs way better than the oil industries said it would and we could have been doing it way sooner.
CaptainHindsight92 t1_j4zehkg wrote
Don't worry UK residents they will still put your electricity bills up regardless, no need to panic.
LordAxalon110 t1_j50c3ho wrote
I can only afford to have my heating on for a few hours a week, it's insane how much it costs. Lots of layers of clothing and blankies.
Bird_Brain4101112 t1_j50gw4w wrote
But Jordan Peterson said that’s impossible.
/s
SilverNicktail t1_j51latp wrote
Pretty much on form for Peterson then. It's like the Ezra Levant rule - if he disagrees with you, you're right.
i81u812 t1_j4zl9sz wrote
single-instant mean.
Flam1ng1cecream t1_j52cxfr wrote
Lim(t1 -> t2)((f(t2) - f(t1)) / (t2 - t1))
Happy?
i81u812 t1_j52d99u wrote
>Lim(t1 -> t2)((f(t2) - f(t1)) / (t2 - t1))
Infinity. Yeah. Im happy, im also still literate :_)
Flam1ng1cecream t1_j52dgqx wrote
Not infinity, it's the formula for a derivative
i81u812 t1_j52m2jp wrote
Oh. I must have miscalculated a flux capacitor. Im such a silly person. I do think it's missing a piece of punctuation though. Really do need to brush up on my l i t e r a c y ;)-
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Zestyclose-Compote-4 t1_j4ywaq7 wrote
Uplifting because of the updraft caused by the wind?
curiouspeter_14 t1_j4xg03i wrote
"87.2% of the country’s electricity mix" ain't too bad! 👀