Has no one in this sub ever met a little girl? This is how it went down.

Little girl: “Mommy, can I have a unicorn?”

Mommy: “Hahaha, oh sweety, of course you can, if you can find one.”

Indulgently grinning Daddy: “Better ask the local government. They’re sticklers for that sort of thing.”

Little girl: “Thank you, mommy. Thank you, daddy. BT dubs, stay outta the garage until I hear back from Animal Control.”