Submitted by AmethystOrator t3_zgf3x6 in UpliftingNews
id2d t1_izgykif wrote
Reply to comment by Vakr_Skye in Officials grant California girl's request to keep a unicorn if She locates one by AmethystOrator
Which shows why these officials are fools!!!
It's not the national animal for sweet reasons.
They wanted an animal that was known to be so dangerous it would f*** up a lion - the national animal of England.
In ye-olde times they didn't think the Unicorn horn was for fun. Basically it was to murder everyone and thing it came across.
Gremlinintheengine t1_izhi3rd wrote
Ya it's a horse with a Sword on its head!
kouteki t1_izipmbl wrote
Since swordfish is a thing, I feel they dropped the ball when the chose the name unicorn
Sketti_n_butter t1_izizq6c wrote
Sword Horse
Primordial_Snake t1_iziick5 wrote
Once again modern storytelling misses the point and ignores the brutality of Ancien tales
Green-Cat t1_izl2l73 wrote
"The lion and the unicorn
Fought about the crown.
The lion beat the unicorn
All around the town."
Children's songs are brutal.
Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments