drstu3000 t1_iu6yw46 wrote
What, like Costco?
yeswithaz t1_iu75hhc wrote
The brand Kirkland is named after the town.
danteheehaw t1_iu7j4xb wrote
Wrong way around. The town is named after the brand. Town voted to rename the town after falling in love with Kirkland frozen Pizza.
rynil2000 t1_iu7o6js wrote
That cauliflower crust supreme is pretty amazing. No lie.
itmaywork t1_iu7pttm wrote
It’s the only one I get anymore
OscarDivine t1_iu8puwx wrote
guess I'm taking a trip to buy some frozen cauliflower crust supreme pizza. wow never thought I'd actually say that combination of words in that order...
BearsAtFairs t1_iu8u6ey wrote
No joke, it’s really good! As is the four cheese gluten free pizza. I have celiac and those are really the only two pizza that I’ve tried that hold a flame to what I remember normal thin crust pizza tasting like. Highly recommend!
jimbris t1_iu7qw1j wrote
Could be worse, I live in Fleshlightville.
danteheehaw t1_iu7r869 wrote
Named after Nancy and Ned Fleshlight. Who famously served their nation by being fleshlights for the soldiers.
levmeister t1_iu7x4kt wrote
Severed? The whole nation? Oh dear.
greeneggsand t1_iu8yn84 wrote
To shreds you say?
levmeister t1_iu9jcu8 wrote
Well, how is his wife holding up?
garysvault108 t1_iu7tap0 wrote
I remember that jimmy buffett song
MonkeyPawClause t1_iu7uhev wrote
Rubbin my dingaling
With this rubber thing
Guac_in_my_rarri t1_iu8akd8 wrote
Balls, NY, climax, NY, peepee township, oh Poopoo point, Washington
My two favorites: shafter, Ca and Weiner , Ar
warbeforepeace t1_iu85i47 wrote
Not as bad as Rough and Ready, California.
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lolzomg123 t1_iu8fxy3 wrote
Unlike the Tukwila location that named the road Costco.
Le_Gentle_Sir t1_iu7uar5 wrote
Kirkland used to be such a nice suburb of seattle, too. Now it's just wildly overpriced housing and some of the worst traffic in the country wah wah. Seriously, don't ever find yourself on the 405 near kirkland anytime during daylight hours.
Foxhound199 t1_iu7vo5w wrote
It's still nice. 405 is only a minor inconvenience, it sucks more if you're in Bothell or even further out. Traffic on surface streets hasn't returned to pre-pandemic levels. Best part is all the lakefront parks! And an awesome restaurant like Cafe Juanita doesn't hurt.
vera214usc t1_iu8dgck wrote
Yeah, I used to live in Kenmore off of Juanita and I love Kirkland, especially Juanita Beach Park and Juanita Bay Park. We're planning to move back soon and Kirkland-area is our target.
justahominid t1_iu8qex0 wrote
Misread that as “it sucks more if you’re in Brothel” and thought, “wow, maybe the joke about naming the town after your favorite store isn’t so far off.”
Le_Gentle_Sir t1_iu7vtv7 wrote
> 405 is only a minor inconvenience
As someone who sat on that god forsaken parking lot every day for 8 years, I should cut you with a box knife.
I have literal PTSD. I keep piss bottles in my car in case I randomly wind up stuck on a freeway for 3 extra hours for absolutely no reason.
yeswithaz t1_iu7uh3x wrote
I live in Seattle and I can’t remember the last time I was in Kirkland. Maybe never?
Le_Gentle_Sir t1_iu7uvmm wrote
Well you don't work at Costco corporate, obvs.
vera214usc t1_iu8dd83 wrote
Costco corporate is in Issaquah, not Kirkland.
yeswithaz t1_iu7ytug wrote
I don’t, but it’s now in Issaquah, another town that’s gotten way too ritzy.
Le_Gentle_Sir t1_iu7yycx wrote
Oh yeah, for sure. Even Rentin' is crazy now.
W3remaid t1_iu8lnf9 wrote
Kirkland used to be nice?
NFLARP t1_iu966aa wrote
Uh oh “the 405”? That’s the spy right over there, officer. 😉
dvoecks t1_iu7d30v wrote
She's a surprisingly good chef, especially considering what you pay for her.
greenknight884 t1_iu7pjv0 wrote
Her specialties are pizza and chicken bake
livebeta t1_iu7kwlp wrote
I too thought she worked at Costco
ColorlesRainbo t1_iu7y9p0 wrote
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
OddJobss t1_iu84f0t wrote
Yeah this is just so they can continue to sell us delicious lox at low low prices don’t be fooled by the headline.
Mydesilife t1_iu8ixwc wrote
My god, I’m out of touch. I was thinking wait, what? One of those Costco demonstrators chef guys steams his little schtick online, seriously?
Edit- I mean her
handleurscandal t1_iu724hk wrote
Read the article
drstu3000 t1_iu72f74 wrote
No, hence my comment
handleurscandal t1_iu72jx4 wrote
😂 they’re referring to Kirkland, WA. A town. And the chef there that has a creek running behind her restaurant.
Bkwrzdub t1_iu7gxpj wrote
Crick?
blbd t1_iu7ti32 wrote
Nah they don't pronounce it that way in metropolis part of WA. But they do use warsh occasionally.
stevenspass t1_iu7v38o wrote
From Washington and we say crick. Picked it up from our cousins near Vader.
blbd t1_iu7vtmf wrote
East side?
Nope, looks like the middle of nowhere part though.
Haha!
Pyrohy t1_iu76gyt wrote
God tier response
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