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Extinct1234 t1_isgi0xb wrote

r/nottheonion

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AmethystOrator OP t1_isgicwa wrote

I posted this there too. I felt a lot of dissonance to see a story that (I thought) would fit in both subs.

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peter-doubt t1_isggnkn wrote

Unless they're in a moat, together

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happyfirefrog22- t1_isjjkep wrote

Until it eats him

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Soggyglump t1_isjm6x7 wrote

  1. Wally has been known for years and has had 0 incidents and 2. Wally isn’t even big enough to consume a human being

Not that I agree with keeping alligators as pets in the home, but Wally is probably the most harmless one out there

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earth__wyrm t1_ismmmxn wrote

“"I've never met an alligator that will not bite you," Henney told CBS News. "You fool around [with their head], their instinct is to grab you. He does not do it. You can reach in there and rub his tongue. He refuses to close his mouth. We don't know why." “

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