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These are “imaginary and highly improbable but desirable hero scenarios I think of in the shower” thoughts!

Somebody thought fast!

“We were just literally taking cribs with a few kids in (them) and rolling them across the street to the high school lobby," Smith explained.”

Those damn babies burning our buildings again!

Lol exactly what i understand from the title

I wonder if they have a way of identifying the babies. I wonder if there will be any mixups as a result. Not criticizing their actions, just an odd thought that occurred to me.