Submitted by AmethystOrator t3_y3id0t in UpliftingNews
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MissTheWire t1_is9doem wrote
Somebody thought fast!
“We were just literally taking cribs with a few kids in (them) and rolling them across the street to the high school lobby," Smith explained.”
Melichorak t1_is9mgef wrote
Those damn babies burning our buildings again!
MedonSirius t1_isa8a63 wrote
Lol exactly what i understand from the title
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Jester_85 t1_isc3dpe wrote
I wonder if they have a way of identifying the babies. I wonder if there will be any mixups as a result. Not criticizing their actions, just an odd thought that occurred to me.
LentilRice t1_is9djys wrote
These are “imaginary and highly improbable but desirable hero scenarios I think of in the shower” thoughts!