Submitted by JC4NT t3_y30tuo in UpliftingNews
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patienceisfun2018 t1_is5wli3 wrote
Based on how things have been going recently, I'll be waiting for the article that explains how humanity redirected the asteroid into an even more vulnerable collision location on our planet.
ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN t1_is5xzm4 wrote
In two hundred years Dimorphos has circled round and is now on a direct collision course with Earth. After the cataclysm human kind no longer has the means to defend itself and Dimorphos will mean our complete destruction. Somewhere in New California an historian discovers records that show an ancestor fired a fridge at the rock, knocking it off its perfectly safe course but ultimately leading it back towards us.
He has just enough time to say "What the actual f..."
dog_superiority t1_is63656 wrote
NASA over hypes up stuff more than any agency I can think of.
ThatTupperKid t1_is65xih wrote
If you were being tasked to do extremely technical low-chance-of-success things on a small budget and had a history of being the banner-bearer of national pride, you might be inclined to hype up your successes too.
dog_superiority t1_is6843j wrote
"Watershed moment for humanity"? Really?
My grandkids probably won't even know about this.
Right_Gas9604 t1_is6gfr2 wrote
Plot twist. It redirected it towards Earth
PsychMaster1 t1_is6j46q wrote
They don't have to for this to be a huge deal.
dog_superiority t1_is6jsc9 wrote
"Watershed moment for humanity" >>>>>>>>> "huge deal"
SilverNicktail t1_is6n6xr wrote
The first real-world demonstration of our ability to protect the planet against catastrophic asteroid impact is a pretty big deal, but I guess hitting a rock tens of millions of kilometres away with a fridge isn't impressive if you're a dullard.
Extra-Process-9394 t1_is6nvmm wrote
Well I'm hoping either you won't reproduce, or your grandkids end up smarter than you, because the ability to protect our young species from one possible source of cataclysm is pretty damn significant. It means nothing until it means everything huh
Extra-Process-9394 t1_is6o0j2 wrote
This is literally a subreddit for uplifting news. Can you be negative elsewhere?
Extra-Process-9394 t1_is6opav wrote
No positive top level comments yet so I'll make one.
This is incredible. Our species, hell, our entire biosphere could have been wiped out at any moment due to a big speedy space rock. The moon has been a huge factor in protecting us but we are a lucky species.
Now we have the capability to protect ourselves, and hopefully not have to rely on Bruce Willis and his plucky drill crew, or a man in a yellow jumpsuit and his robot friend.
Like I said elsewhere: to some people, DART might seem like nothing. But one day, this technology could mean EVERYTHING!
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dog_superiority t1_is6vupm wrote
As an engineer, I don't view that as very hard. On the list of technological "leaps" it's way down the list.
_chames_ t1_is7blm2 wrote
This sub is a celebration of humanity’s ability to transcend ‘how things have been going recently’. Yes, the world has problems, but optimism is a belief that despite all our flaws we’re capable of awe-some things, in the true meaning of the word.
I respect your right to your opinion, but unless you’re batting for humanity, there’s probably a better place to put it.
PositiveStress8888 t1_is8eoun wrote
Now we can get back to turning the planet into an asteroid !!
Snorca t1_is8fef8 wrote
Look, there's nothing up there, so we're not sending any DART or whatever countermeasure for some nonexistent space rock. DON'T LOOK UP!
TheMonkDan t1_is8qqng wrote
Tell me you don't know what you're talking about, without telling me you don't know what you're talking about.
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AndroFeth t1_isago9t wrote
I would also add that Jupiter helps to attract asteroids as well for thousands of years and help protect us for the most part.
argv_minus_one t1_isb31cw wrote
No. It's confined to this solar system and there aren't any other inhabited planets in it.
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