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Catas12 t1_is3ulsk wrote

Reply to comment by E8_Lettuce_wrap in National record for heaviest pumpkin crushed at annual Half Moon Bay weigh-off by citytiger

my first thought too. and check for pumpkin fillets

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sylpher250 t1_is43ezb wrote

Next thing you know they're slicing open MMA fighters and boxers at weigh-ins

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Stoomba t1_is57qd6 wrote

But those guys want to weigh less, not more.

Check them for helium, not lead.

Also get them some water

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