Submitted by nnomadic t3_11y26kf in UpliftingNews
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Dragmire_Afterlife t1_jd63ttp wrote
Well I'd hate for them to green light BAD meat
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Insighteternal t1_jd67ys2 wrote
It’s the meat that can’t be beat!
GenXer1977 t1_jd6ba8k wrote
I’m holding out for GREAT meat myself
Mtnskydancer t1_jd6bmou wrote
Laid off 18 percent of staff in the plant based egg side? The one we can buy now?
Extension-Ad-2760 t1_jd6tdng wrote
I think this is going to be the future
It'll be expensive initially, but that will change with time
crilen t1_jd6z51u wrote
Until they call it great
JLock17 t1_jd7e6nj wrote
We have to stick it to BIG meat first.
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Dirks_Knee t1_jd7rdsc wrote
I wonder if their patent for "Immortalized cell lines for virus growth" has any research relationship to the Henrietta Lacks cells.
Fabulous_Activity t1_jd7xydm wrote
Thank god
ImpulseAfterthought t1_jd7yynv wrote
Oh shit.
"GOOD Meat is people! It's peeeeeeople!"
oregonspruce t1_jd827sr wrote
Ultra processed food is healthy for you now I guess
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HarkARC t1_jd897gy wrote
As opposed to the cancer causing real meat that we all know and love
Mercuryblade18 t1_jd89s7v wrote
Real meat causes cancer though.
AromaticIce9 t1_jd89tqg wrote
Ok then that was always allowed
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Vengefuleight t1_jd8v92b wrote
Let’s not pretend the industry farmed beef we buy is some clean eatin’
Vengefuleight t1_jd8vgsl wrote
You don’t have to eat it.
atxhater4 t1_jd8wtia wrote
All Negative comments will be removed and will possibly result in a ban...... pathetic
Immortan_Joe-mama t1_jd9c9c0 wrote
> The generation of immortalized cell lines (cells that > will proliferate indefinitely), is described in the > now-expired US Patent 5,672,485.
Is this...a tumor?
CBreezer t1_jd9wl1j wrote
Just wait until someone makes jerk GOOD meat. The jokes write themselves from that point
CBreezer t1_jd9wp9e wrote
Lmao, the irony here is mind blowing
CBreezer t1_jd9wvlk wrote
You're right... Lemme get you another Big Mac, you got me.
SNK_24 t1_jd9xbw3 wrote
Sounds like cancer but anyway we like meat, later we’ll see if eating cancer cells is bad for humans.
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thereisacowlvl t1_jda2u9e wrote
Idk how to feel about this. Is it good? Is it bad? What prevents the food from continuing to grow? What keeps the cells that tell it to grow to stop? This seems like the start of a horror movie and im not willing to be a lab rat
CBreezer t1_jda4u92 wrote
Oh, I'm sure I can find some cancer causing crap somewhere in what you eat, be sure of that.
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kevosauce1 t1_jdabr44 wrote
Real meat is a horror movie. https://watchdominion.org/
CBreezer t1_jdao90a wrote
You and the word irony should get reaquainted...
theluckyfrog t1_jdarri7 wrote
It really isn't "cancer", but even if it were, the cells you eat get digested down to their amino acids so they cease to be anything by the time they enter you.
theluckyfrog t1_jdaryu9 wrote
Removal from the lab medium stops it from growing. But if that somehow DIDN'T, cooking and/or your stomach acid would do a pretty good job.
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Quackels_The_Duck t1_jdft3jo wrote
Wait, wasn't there an ARG about this?
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