Submitted by Sandstorm400 t3_11uq3wv in UpliftingNews
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CaptainMacMillan t1_jcph0jx wrote
Two homeless people were in a dumpster when it got picked up. They got out fine.
There... that's the whole story... literally the entire thing.
TechyGuyInIL t1_jcpoloc wrote
They were literally lifted up...
IRSeth t1_jcpvvic wrote
Cool story bro.
Long-Piccolo-3785 t1_jcq010w wrote
Bar is really low for this sub these days
Edit: what's the worst imo is how so many stories posted here and r/nextfuckinglevel are literally just thinly disguised dystopian nightmare articles. Like, "oh thank God the people being forced to forage for trash to survive didn't get crushed at the dump by accident, how heartwarming!"
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DauOfFlyingTiger t1_jcqg68d wrote
Soylent Green!
MrPelham t1_jcqkk7u wrote
Now I see why this is in "up lifting" news
mapadofu t1_jcqol64 wrote
That’s a shame
couerdeceanothus t1_jcr5gqy wrote
“Hooray, they weren’t literally crushed by the machine that processes the waste of human excess! They were just figuratively crushed by the machine…”
Long-Piccolo-3785 t1_jcr7d6p wrote
Lmao exactly
sciolycaptain t1_jcrogji wrote
It's very nearly r/OrphanCrushingMachine
doublehammer t1_jct8fk8 wrote
Talk about a messy breakup
goinmobile2030 t1_jct9w5g wrote
Yup. Came here for this.
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