CaptainMacMillan t1_jcph0jx wrote on March 18, 2023 at 3:36 PM

Two homeless people were in a dumpster when it got picked up. They got out fine.

There... that's the whole story... literally the entire thing.

Long-Piccolo-3785 t1_jcq010w wrote on March 18, 2023 at 5:44 PM

Bar is really low for this sub these days

Edit: what's the worst imo is how so many stories posted here and r/nextfuckinglevel are literally just thinly disguised dystopian nightmare articles. Like, "oh thank God the people being forced to forage for trash to survive didn't get crushed at the dump by accident, how heartwarming!"

couerdeceanothus t1_jcr5gqy wrote on March 18, 2023 at 10:42 PM

“Hooray, they weren’t literally crushed by the machine that processes the waste of human excess! They were just figuratively crushed by the machine…”

Long-Piccolo-3785 t1_jcr7d6p wrote on March 18, 2023 at 10:56 PM

Lmao exactly

sciolycaptain t1_jcrogji wrote on March 19, 2023 at 1:06 AM

It's very nearly r/OrphanCrushingMachine

[deleted] t1_jcqbt9u wrote on March 18, 2023 at 7:05 PM

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goinmobile2030 t1_jct9w5g wrote on March 19, 2023 at 11:57 AM

Yup. Came here for this.

MrPelham t1_jcqkk7u wrote on March 18, 2023 at 8:07 PM

Now I see why this is in "up lifting" news