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xAUSxReap3r t1_jcnyq2k wrote

“I could hear when his teeth would hit my skull, I could feel when he’d bite down on my bones and they’d kind of crunch,”

I said this when this was posted in October, and I'll say it again. Fuck me dead.

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listingpalmtree t1_jcpditu wrote

The craziest part to me is that they only knew each other for 1.5 months.

Diving on a bear to save my husband? Sure. Some dude I've just sort of known for a bit? No. That's insane.

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Hobear t1_jcppte4 wrote

Where are we on the friend meter? Call 911 or just walk away assuming someone else might have already cuz taco bell is giving out free tacos and they are almost out?

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listingpalmtree t1_jcpzyuh wrote

I mean, you're a ho bear. I'd assume you're into it and leave you guys to it.

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CerealTheLegend t1_jcpulby wrote

Oooh, free tacos.

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Harsimaja t1_jcqc34r wrote

There’s a reason it’s usually the other way around. And fair to remember both these guys are college wrestlers. Sure, a grizzly is way stronger, but being 30% as strong with fighting experience gives one a hell of a better shot than being 10-15% as strong with far less, especially since it’s still taking on two people.

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informativebitching t1_jcqstcr wrote

Good on you. My wife would definitely not make an attempt to save me from a grizzly.

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Antani101 t1_jcrircz wrote

yeah that's crazy, he bearly knew the dude

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informativebitching t1_jcqsv65 wrote

Good on you. My wife would definitely not make an attempt to save me from a grizzly.

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listingpalmtree t1_jcr1nvl wrote

What can I say? Living without him would be something of an inconvenience.

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Wuznotme t1_jcrgkhj wrote

> Diving on a bear to save my husband? Sure

That's so much better than this man's wife who bravely filmed her husband being attacked by a deer.

https://youtu.be/15ut0KUHO9E?t=15

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SalltyJuicy t1_jcru093 wrote

I feel like if you're a hunter you should be prepared for these kind of situations? So I think this is kind of funny if I'm being honest. Thanks for sharing lol!

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savetheattack t1_jcrqy6v wrote

When an opportunity for Valhalla presents itself, you seize that opportunity.

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informativebitching t1_jcqsunn wrote

Good on you. My wife would definitely not make an attempt to save me from a grizzly.

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xavier120 t1_jcrecl2 wrote

It's a good thing his skull was there or his brain would have been in real trouble.

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joepanda111 t1_jcrupl9 wrote

Could have been worse.

Then, astonished onlookers could "bearly" believe what happened next--Barry began to brutally rape zookeeper Gilks!

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