Submitted by citytiger t3_11k9zxn in UpliftingNews
FLYSWATTER_93 t1_jb6vukk wrote
Reply to comment by danger_zone123 in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
Update: the clam killed 7 people
Atiggerx33 t1_jb7ot9r wrote
Update: The clam eluded the police and remains at large.
williamsonny t1_jb81fi9 wrote
Update: apprehended but won’t say anything.
ArcaneOverride t1_jb92cwt wrote
You mean it's clammed up
williamsonny t1_jb9gbma wrote
You have deconstructed my pun with bewildering precision.
ballrus_walsack t1_jb87go2 wrote
Last words heard: “laces out!”
Lilyetter t1_jb8eetq wrote
The tip of a shoelace is called an Aglet. The more you know
C0nstructer t1_jb9no5m wrote
"The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!" - Question
Justintime4u2bu1 t1_jb8qcvq wrote
sentenced to drowning in the ocean
duzra t1_jb9nk91 wrote
Florida clam
dedicated-pedestrian t1_jba5b35 wrote
They didn't check the shade of its coral blue lipstick. Fatal mistake.
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