Submitted by citytiger t3_11k9zxn in UpliftingNews
danger_zone123 t1_jb6bkab wrote
Reply to comment by jermleeds in Florida man finds giant clam estimated to be 214 years old by citytiger
Florida Man in the news, not for an arrest? What is happening here?
FLYSWATTER_93 t1_jb6vukk wrote
Update: the clam killed 7 people
Atiggerx33 t1_jb7ot9r wrote
Update: The clam eluded the police and remains at large.
williamsonny t1_jb81fi9 wrote
Update: apprehended but won’t say anything.
ArcaneOverride t1_jb92cwt wrote
You mean it's clammed up
williamsonny t1_jb9gbma wrote
You have deconstructed my pun with bewildering precision.
ballrus_walsack t1_jb87go2 wrote
Last words heard: “laces out!”
Lilyetter t1_jb8eetq wrote
The tip of a shoelace is called an Aglet. The more you know
C0nstructer t1_jb9no5m wrote
"The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!" - Question
Justintime4u2bu1 t1_jb8qcvq wrote
sentenced to drowning in the ocean
duzra t1_jb9nk91 wrote
Florida clam
dedicated-pedestrian t1_jba5b35 wrote
They didn't check the shade of its coral blue lipstick. Fatal mistake.
[deleted] t1_jb7ksq2 wrote
[deleted]
[deleted] t1_jb95i1w wrote
[removed]
blu-juice t1_jb894vj wrote
*Florida Clam
Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments