Submitted by citytiger t3_11k9zxn in UpliftingNews
TrashJack42 t1_jb65tfi wrote
Perhaps if the people of Florida feed Ron DeSantis to The Clam, the curse upon their state will finally be lifted?
0utcast9851 t1_jb8giha wrote
danknadoflex t1_jb8gjpu wrote
Don’t tell Ron DeSanctimonous that some clams are hermaphrodites he’ll criminalize their existence
p-terydatctyl t1_jb99hk4 wrote
I thought it was meatball Ron now
zorokash t1_jb6pxkl wrote
Not unless the clam was pre soaked in Mercury or cyanide.
KindlyContribution54 t1_jb8pozk wrote
I think you misread who is eating who
zorokash t1_jb8pv4g wrote
Oh yeah, my bad. Thanks for pointing that out.
TchaikenNugget t1_jbbd9mw wrote
Man I wish :(
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Rinzy2000 t1_jb7r70n wrote
🙏🏻🙏🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 we can only hope. (I’m a Floridian).
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