Submitted by davster39 t3_11eda8v in UpliftingNews
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[deleted] t1_jadh2vz wrote
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Forzaman93 t1_jadmpub wrote
this aint upliftingnews this shit is downletting news like a "cruelty free" circus. nah man you gonna go bankrupt with those trashy holograms
okram2k t1_jadozsv wrote
I don't think circuses should be a thing and I think this should definitely not be a thing.
Gordon_Explosion t1_jadr9rz wrote
And audiences replaced by empty seats.
Temporary-Quality t1_jadwavv wrote
Aww, but the unspoken cruelty was half the fun!
Tupile t1_jadxk37 wrote
So far in this thread we’ve got people who enjoy seeing animals exploited. Par for the course on Reddit. Carry on.
Terriblyboard t1_jadxsm0 wrote
In other news. Holographic circus goes out of business.
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logantuc t1_jadzgh3 wrote
Who said that? Definitely not that guy you’re replying to.
dicksjshsb t1_jae07b3 wrote
That’s kind of the real takeaway. Circus animals aren’t that impressive if they’re not real animals and if they are, they’re more than likely abused. Conclusion: we have a lot cooler shit than animal based circus acts for entertainment, and we should move on from it.
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[deleted] t1_jae1e5s wrote
Why not just end the circus? Repackage the other performances as something new.
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kurt_no-brain t1_jae25l5 wrote
No, just saying no one wants to see holograms of animals. Just shut it down entirely.
kurt_no-brain t1_jae28c1 wrote
No one is saying they enjoy it, just saying no one is gonna pay to see videos of animals.
vooffle t1_jae2zw8 wrote
If the audience went to a circus with animals instead, little has been accomplished.
AccordingLifeguard49 t1_jae31t8 wrote
Has anyone been to a circus in the last 20 years? People are still going to these things? More so they are creating them digitally 🤣? What will we think of next?
AccordingLifeguard49 t1_jae36ki wrote
You must be ITCHING for an internet witch hunt. Lemme know how it goes.
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theguineapigssong t1_jae4rou wrote
I would love to see a Holographic elephant. I don't know if it's a sustainable business model, but I'd certainly buy a ticket.
FreeInformation4u t1_jae56ag wrote
I would want to see that. I'm sure millions of others exist like me. Why are you speaking for everyone?
Edit: I'm not trying to be contrarian here, folks. I felt I was responding to a material point in /u/kurt_no-brain's comment. They said "no one wants to see holograms of animals". I interpreted that as them saying that literally and was trying to add the perspective that no, some people would in fact want to see that. I wasn't trying to be malicious or a jerk. I have autism. Remember that not everyone is neurotypical, people.
WhiskeyAndKisses t1_jae5i0l wrote
The guy that clearly implied this model wouldn't last because of how boring he finds holograms ?
Callinon t1_jae5ni5 wrote
There is something sort of unsatisfying in paying money to watch holograms do tricks.
Callinon t1_jae5upl wrote
Next headline: Gen Z is Killing Another Beloved Tradition
LegendOfHurleysGold t1_jae8s1h wrote
They're really going to be in trouble when someone asks the computer to create a circus elephant capable of defeating Commander Data.
balgram t1_jae983q wrote
I've been to a few. They still have really impressive feats of human skill. The one that had animals in it had the animals very rarely and seemed to be taking better care of them (I think some horses trotted in a coordinated pattern and an elephant came holding/wearing a banner, then left).
I'd be interested in seeing how they handle holograms. Circuses seem to try to push visuals and entertainment. They might come up with some really creative new ways to show off.
Qcgreywolf t1_jae98x6 wrote
Ooh, wow. Computer programs doing exactly what they are programmed to do. So majestic.
spencepence t1_jae9blj wrote
I dunno, a hologram show could be a cool gimmick
VanillaGorilla- t1_jae9kox wrote
Trying something completely new doesn't always sell. So why not try to reuse an existing idea and add something new to see if it'll sell better?
zdpastaman1 t1_jae9r58 wrote
isn't it cruel that you are taking those jobs away from those animals?
eureddit t1_jaea2w3 wrote
Circuses used to display "human freaks," people with all kinds of physical deformities. As public sensitivities changed, circuses did away with those acts and instead focused on artistic acts and animal training.
It seems like doing away with animal acts as the public is is more aware and concerned about animal welfare just seems like the next logical step. I don't see how this would necessarily mean the end of circuses, or why we should no longer call it "the circus."
logantuc t1_jaeam7b wrote
Doesn’t mean he likes animals being abused or thinks they should continue doing circuses at all.
alabasterwilliams t1_jaeao5w wrote
More satisfying than paying money to watch abused animals paraded around a convention center.
logantuc t1_jaeax92 wrote
Yeah but that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea lmao
WhiskeyAndKisses t1_jaeaz54 wrote
Still a pretty plausible interpretation for his message, y'all are being oblivious on purpose.
logantuc t1_jaeb6y2 wrote
More like we’re not assuming shit just because it could be something they think. There’s no actual indication they think that at all. If someone describes a rectangle, you wouldn’t assume they mean a square.
WhiskeyAndKisses t1_jaebnpo wrote
The original comment is an indication of that. That's the whole point. But whatever.
[deleted] t1_jaeccs0 wrote
Maybe but should they also then use holograms of people who were once considered freaks and exploited. Showing holograms of the animals still represents a negative thing. I don't know man...just throwing some ideas out there.
Thunderbird_Anthares t1_jaecen6 wrote
this is not uplifting
uplifting would be a circus treating its animals well
this is just moving the animals to a zoo where they are just as likely to be treated bad, PLUS they get bored all day... AND the so-called "circus" will go out of business because its just a bad joke now
VanillaGorilla- t1_jaectjt wrote
We're just looking at it from different angles is all.
I'd love to attend a hologram show that puts 20 foot ogres center stage.
AccordingLifeguard49 t1_jaecwc1 wrote
I think I went to one in the second grade? I'm 33 now so, math. I haven't even seen a circus since then and I've lived from Florida clear to Hawaii and places in between. They freak me out, the whole scenario around the circus makes the entire idea feel icky.
[deleted] t1_jaedaw8 wrote
Yeah, there you go. Work some circus performers in around that shit!
VanillaGorilla- t1_jaedjjj wrote
Put a mo-cap performer as the ogre and have the ring leader tame it.
I'm sold.
Cheese_Poof_0514 t1_jaeeacr wrote
I love how this is posted in r/UpliftingNews as a positive story and yet so far the comments have been incredibly judgy and negative /s
logantuc t1_jaef6en wrote
My point is that it’s not. But whatever. Nowhere is there an indication that the original thing is better than the current thing, only that the current thing is bad. I’m open to being wrong if you can show me otherwise.
Larkke t1_jaegmmt wrote
"Alright, time to muck out the hologram pens again."
FreeInformation4u t1_jaeh3jt wrote
I'm not saying you have to like it. But why are you trying to say that no one would like it? You don't speak for everyone. Just say you don't like it. You don't have to try to express it as some sort of universal truth that it's innately unsatisfying. What if you're the type of person to appreciate the technological work that went into it? What if that is more than enough for you, and you actually don't find it unsatisfying?
Okay, let me speak for myself. It is enough for me and it isn't sort of unsatisfying to me. I just don't appreciate how people are downvoting people who defend this kind of thing. You don't have to like it, but you don't just get to assign it "unsatisfying" and have that be truth.
Jefoid t1_jaehx9q wrote
Well, ok. As long as they can still treat the humans terribly I guess I can live with it.
NoReasoningThere t1_jaeia4d wrote
Lame
burnerman0 t1_jaeih2b wrote
As long as the holograms of the animals are captured ethically then it's very different. The issue with animals performing at the circuss is the well-being of the animals. The issue with showing people with deformities or other extreme physiology is exploitation. Our society has no issue with the exploitation of animals, as long as they are well treated in that exploitation.
Sentsuizan t1_jaejlmr wrote
The circus is better now than it's ever been.
kharjou t1_jaejp77 wrote
Why even go there then. Might as well w1tch it on my home TV.
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autumnhymn t1_jael9al wrote
Cool so what, now, is real at the circus? Just the shitty carnival style food? Honestly hard pass just retire the poor concept already and be done with it.
Purplepimplepuss t1_jaeld9m wrote
Maybe we should take animals out of movies too.
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Brite_No_More t1_jaelntu wrote
if critical role collaborated with broadway or some shit to make a literal LARP show with giant hologram monsters i would throw ALL of my money at it.
SHADOWSTRIKE1 t1_jaemg5j wrote
I went to one about 8 years ago when my then-girlfriend’s mom got us tickets. It was a Ringling Brothers circus. I had never gone to one and didn’t know what to expect.
The animals were seldom used. There certainly was a bit where someone did gymnastics on top of an elephant which looked cool. They also brought out a Tiger and did some trick where the tiger was bouncing a ball on its head back to the handler kind of like they were playing catch. From cartoons and such I had expected to see some tiger jumping through a flaming hoop, and a ringmaster holding a chair and cracking a whip at a big lion, but there was none of that.
Mostly it was gymnastic stuff, like these guys riding these big “hamster wheels” and jumping on top of them, and someone getting shot out of a cannon, and some rope swinging stuff. I liked all that.
Maybe 8 years ago was a long time and things have changed, but even back then the animal use was minimal. I hope circuses don’t go away, as it was a lot of fun just watching the people do tricks.
Polo1985 t1_jaeqkgp wrote
Finally a circus I can go to
Cashewkaas t1_jaeriaz wrote
I would definitely visit this circus!
Imagine the insane tricks you can let a holographic elephant do, stand on its trunk whilst juggling skippy balls on his feet. Accompanied by a pack of zebras in unicycles playing various musical instruments. And then a lion comes and sings the national anthem of the country the circus is in at that moment.
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Iggy_boo t1_jaesgal wrote
So you might as well just watch TV?
psychord-alpha t1_jaessjh wrote
Are these real holograms, or just something they're CALLING holograms?
Laszlo-Panaflex t1_jaetml3 wrote
Cirque du Soleil is a circus, after all.
ThatTinyGameCubeDisc t1_jaev32k wrote
Better than animal cruelty.
MourkaCat t1_jaevpy0 wrote
I've been to cirque du soleil. Best circus ever, imo.
begorges t1_jaevsal wrote
Who says computer programs can’t be impressive?
[deleted] t1_jaewjdh wrote
I’m not even suggesting they be removed from circuses. I’m just questioning the logic of using holograms if you feel what they are being used to represents an evil practice.
[deleted] t1_jaexsd8 wrote
I don’t disagree but doesn’t make the use of holograms even sillier vs just treating the animals properly?
Ballardinian t1_jaey18w wrote
Shit, I should have asked for a circus elephant capable of defeating Sherlock Holmes!
philomathie t1_jaeypbw wrote
It's going to be even worse when they try and include Roko's Basilisk.
[deleted] t1_jaezar1 wrote
I think we need to workshop this idea!
citznfish t1_jaezk8o wrote
Each ticket comes with 1/8 of shrooms to help you enjoy the show
melbbear t1_jaf0qgx wrote
A holographic audience
FlyingCraneKick t1_jaf1w2v wrote
Not dystopian at all
BratmanDu t1_jaf21af wrote
It's ok we'll sort it out. Unless, several years later when Reg Barclay recovers the program from protected memory, then we're fucked.
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