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Fitting for the birthplace of The Onion.

Portland just got one named Plow #4

I don't get the reference.

Mr. Plow or Plow King would have been great names.

I worked with a fresh-out-of-prison white supremacist. He talked about how he plows and does snow removal on the weekends. I suggested he name his plow “White Plower.”

Mr. Plow yes that's my name that name again is Mr. Plow

Saltimus is a country mile away from Optimus wtf

They call me Mr Plow!!!!

You don't live in an area with lots of snow or ice do you?

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Seymour Pavement has me in stitches

No way noob

They are a bit shit compared to the Scottish ones (the originators of this tradition)

Chilly Connolly

David Plowie

For Your Ice Only

Gangsta Granny Gritter

Grit A Bit

Grit Expectations

Gritallica

Gritney Spears

Grittest Hits

Gritty Gritty Bang Bang

Han Snow-lo

I Want To Break Freeze

Luke Snowalker

Meltin' John

Plougher O’Scotland

Ready Spready Go

Sir Andy Flurry

Sir Grits A Lot

Sir Salter Scott

Slippy McGritty

Snowbegone Kenobi

Snowkemon Go

Spready Mercury

Sprinklebell

True Gritter

Yes Sir Ice Can Boogie

those are awesome.

I could tell, because salting roads to melt away the ice is not exactly some big secret...