Submitted by [deleted] t3_11xoxf3 in StamfordCT
I can't fucking take it. chainsaws. leaf blowers. snow blowers. lawn mowers. And it's all day, all year round. one day you guys are going to get a patch.com notification about "stamford man self-mutilates ears off off of high ridge road, claims 'couldn't stand the fucking buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing anymore'". There should be designated hours where you can and can't use heavy industrial machinery on grass and leaves. Maybe from 12pm to 4pm and never on weekends. Really makes you feel like you're in the shining or that one episode of It's Always Sunny about the suburbs.
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edit: realizing my patch.com bit implies that it would be the landscapers I would be stabbing. the bit's intent was not to express ill will towards landscapers (my uncle works in landscaping) but rather to express the degree to which the noise drives me insane.
Jimalo69 t1_jd42p9f wrote
Imma report you to stamford pd for even joking about killing people over making a livelihood. This is peoples jobs u cretin.