Submitted by Lwannagothere t3_10muzl8 in Showerthoughts
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Mental_Painting_ t1_j659c7y wrote
Well, an apple a day keeps the doctor away but too much of a good thing can turn sour!
Far-Two8659 t1_j65a03l wrote
Not if you eat it from the top down or bottom up and eat the core as you do it.
Seriously. Try it. Eat an entire apple for the first time in your life and wonder how you've been wasting 1/3 of your apples.
timegoodaforhere t1_j65ajhh wrote
I like the apple core lol.
ilikewaffles3 t1_j65d70l wrote
I heard the seeds are especially good and they smell like almonds
Far-Two8659 t1_j65dfwm wrote
Well apple seeds have cyanide so I can't suggest eating those.
ilikewaffles3 t1_j65eb2f wrote
Ya that's kind of the joke thats why I said they smell like almonds since cyanide smells like almonds. Also r/woosh
Far-Two8659 t1_j65ej62 wrote
... why do you know what cyanide smells like?
ilikewaffles3 t1_j65enaz wrote
Because it's the first thing on google...
Far-Two8659 t1_j65et7m wrote
Sure, when you're researching cyanide.
ilikewaffles3 t1_j661cjw wrote
Hey blame youtube for putting me in the rabbit hole I thought it was very interesting how someone could swap out pills for cyanide without anyone noticing
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LionSlav t1_j65fly9 wrote
OP is tripping, the skin is the worst and the core and stem are the best parts.
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OJSimpsons t1_j65dlws wrote
That's pretty much everything. The law of diminishing returns.