More like…

You know when you buy a game, and sometimes it forces you to make an account on the developers site? So you go all the way to the computer, start the surprisingly lengthy process, only to realize that you already have an account on the site… but fuck, what was the password? Which email address did I use? And what was the password for THAT email account? God damn I’m not even at the menu yet!

It’s like that. But instead of asking “what username do you want?” They ask “How’s your sex life? Does your dick work? Any trauma?”

And THEN the developers awkwardly call your ex who you haven’t talked to in 10 years, just to check if you’re domestically abusive.

And by the end you go “Fuck… Midnight Suns better be worth it.”