Submitted by Acceptable-Shape-528 t3_10ox9jj in Showerthoughts
Petal_Chatoyance t1_j6hnwyd wrote
Christians believe that a sky wizard cursed humanity because his clay golems ate a magical fruit offered to them by a talking snake that lived in an enchanted garden. The only way to escape the curse is to worship the sky wizard's undead zombie son who can walk on water and perform instant fermentation spells.
ano_ba_to t1_j6hoca3 wrote
Come on, don't make it sound like fantasy. Billions of people would be disappointed. Use more spooky language.
eatingmyfist t1_j6hq4nl wrote
Yeah bro, like throw in a “thou” or something
StreetScammer420 t1_j6hswa7 wrote
Maybe a "thy", or a "shan't"
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