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I don't know man. If I suspect it's a pube I'd have to drink ipecac to get over it, and pubes are not long compared to head hair.

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Don't remind me! My daughter had waist length hair, I was enjoying a Sunday roast when I detected a persistent tickle in my throat. I decided to investigate the problem with a probing finger and thumb. Eventually I pinched hold of the offending strand, I slowly started to draw it out, I knew I was in for a long haul, I could feel it dragging deep in my stomach.

Three feet of hair festooned with particles of roast potato, lamb and peas.

knowing there are a lot of short ones you don't find is worse

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Nooooooooo

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If I'll find my gf's long hair in a food it's not that much of a problem to if I would find short cat's hair.

Yeah, short curly's make me stop and think for a second. If it's a long hair, at least I know it came from someone's head.

Honestly doesn’t bother me, you know how many gross microbes you swallow daily, oozing and crawling on your face and tongue and secreting stuff…just stay healthy and don’t think about germs , wash your hands before eating or touching your face, that’s all you can really do

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At some point the hair just doesn't end, and you discover that your food was all one single hair all along