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gkamyshev t1_j6lqanw wrote

I have perfected my technique. The sound resonates for days

I am ready

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Teethredit t1_j6luvc5 wrote

Ok, but idk if she'll still be into it after seeing me spank myself first

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DifficultSwim t1_j6lrizg wrote

The angle and force which can be applied are totally different.

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Sabarkaro t1_j6ltsxt wrote

Depends on how springy is the skin of the butt.

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DifficultSwim t1_j6lvppi wrote

It's a matter of mechanics.

When Im slapping someone's ass, I can windmill my arm to generate full force before applying it. When I slap my own ass Im limited to the flexibility of my shoulders.

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Snowfreak2507 t1_j6mkbxj wrote

To be fair when I slap my wife’s ass it’s more of a soft pat to see some jiggles. When she slap my ass it actually hurts.

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raff7 t1_j6mickg wrote

Or you can just talk to her and ask how much force she is comfortable with, starting very gently and asking if she’d like it stronger…

But what are we talking about? This is not r/lifeProTips and what you posted doesn’t qualify as a shower thought

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mishdabish t1_j6pdw2h wrote

Hard agree on "this is not r/lifeProTips and what you posted doesn't qualify as a shower thought"

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Heer2Lurn t1_j6p294d wrote

The trick is quantity to achieve quality. Not every single one is gonna be perfect. Some will be downright sad where you both look at each other like…. C’mon. You can do better. Some will be great.

Every now and then, there’ll be the ones where you can spot perfection. All the conditions will be right. Yoga pants, check. Back turned towards me and not expecting this, check. Ass lookin’ PHAT, check. Going into it will be like lining up a 3 point shot, or hitting that perfect golf swing… achieving it will feel like scoring a goal off a corner kick with a sick curve. Your hand will land, quick and hard. Her ass will ripple like having dropped a stone in a koi pond. It’ll sound like you just cracked a whip but it’ll not feel so painful… it’ll be just at the threshold where any harder would’ve gotten you that “ow, why did you do that” reaction but this is just right. Like hitting a bullseye in darts but intentionally rather than by accident. Your hand will stay planted and you’ll shift into cupping that cheek, swing around her body and plant a kiss on her lips. She will kiss you back and you will know the perfection of that ass slap. It’ll make up for all the lesser ones. These will be the ones you strive to recreate, every fucking attempt and these will be the ones you remember as you lay dying.

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newtonbase t1_j6o6kso wrote

It's really hard to get a good swing on my own arse. Can I practice on my wife before moving on to the general public?

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