Submitted by Existing-Ad6404 t3_zy9oez in Showerthoughts
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ummyeahok42 t1_j24jxod wrote
Maybe at a sex club, but a soccer club usually doesn't have the players fucking each other.
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ViridianPhantom t1_j24lneq wrote
You should join cooler soccer clubs
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Sufficient_Result558 t1_j24o0lv wrote
What is your source for this claim?
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ThatsCryingOutLoud t1_j24rgtd wrote
Conversely, sex is a networking event for some people for clubs.
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Tap-in-Bogey t1_j254wc1 wrote
The club isn't the best place to find a lover. So the bar is where I go
alexsaidno t1_j25mvqt wrote
It might be for you. People go to clubs and network to dance, mingle, or have drinks and listen to music lol
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StijnMerkx t1_j25wcdn wrote
It's all about saying the right order of words to the right person, combined with the right movements, that gets you laid or not.
It's out there, you just have to find it
Riftwalker101 t1_j25zdvt wrote
That's what you tell yourself lol
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Erich-Enrik t1_j265uha wrote
For some reason I really wanted to respond to this with “ your mom is a networking event for sex “ because I thought it would be hilarious , but then I thought you might not take it as a joke and become really angry , so at the last moment I decided not too;)
Erich-Enrik t1_j2662lq wrote
Happy to see that so far this comment is not underrated
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Loud-Audience9389 t1_j26advk wrote
It's an Ed sheeran song lyric.
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PatTheHouseCat t1_j26hsb5 wrote
The year was like 2009. In St. Petersburg Florida. It was closing time at the club, last song in the middle of the dance floor. We screamed “I Believe In a Thing Called Love” in each other’s faces and danced like crazy, but then we both dipped. I still think about you occasionally
johnnylongpants1 t1_j26jaby wrote
Years and years of celibate soccer club membership.
My stamp collecting club never seemed to enjoy getting groovy either, and flat out rejected my suggestion of Lingerie Night.
Brianprokpo456 t1_j26pt9e wrote
Bruh that's just the same but with lower crowding and music volume.
Statistically, the best place to find such people is where daily interactions are made (work, university, school, groups, etc). So that you ensure enough compatibility, as they share the same ambient and knowledge as you, then you are more qualifiable of making a good life team with them if also love is ensured.
kinpuc t1_j26q2bn wrote
I don’t think you got the reference…
Brianprokpo456 t1_j26q7eo wrote
Surely I didn't then
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analog_x700 t1_j271g1p wrote
Wow, someone took that comment seriously… chill out lol
calguy1955 t1_j273sxg wrote
The chess club in school involved mating, does that count?
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vatican_cameos39 t1_j279ina wrote
Me and my friends at the table doing shots, drinking fast and then we talk slow.
zadagat t1_j27eouf wrote
And you come over and start up a conversation with just me and trust me I'll give it a chance
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DarkSoulFWT t1_j27rp8t wrote
Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
Iamurmomhehe t1_j27v4uy wrote
Girl, you know I want your love Your love was handmade for somebody like me
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Limp_Ad_6518 t1_j27zksz wrote
Come on now, follow my lead I may be crazy, don't mind me
No_Obligation_264 t1_j27zljz wrote
What, like book club? I thought that was code for 'drinking wine'?
PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_j27ztl4 wrote
Also being attractive.
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Amoniakas t1_j28y4hi wrote
And what about wine drinking club?
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Commercial-Dog6773 t1_j291qdq wrote
Anime pfp try to comprehend not being horny (impossible)
No_Obligation_264 t1_j29xq9v wrote
That's for books🤪🤣
Riftwalker101 t1_j2b17pp wrote
Attacking pfp because you don't have an actual argument and you know it's true. Predicable dog you are 😂
Commercial-Dog6773 t1_j2b1ep0 wrote
You didn’t make an argument so I don’t have to make an argument back
Riftwalker101 t1_j2b1oeg wrote
There's no argument needed. I'm just stating the reality of ones agenda when they go to the club... But a dog like you, I don't expect would be able to comprehend that.
Commercial-Dog6773 t1_j2b2ao7 wrote
Parent comment is stating other reasons why people go to the club, which you would be aware of if you stopped acting like a cartoon parody of a chronically online waifu-cuddling neckbeard and actually went to a club for once in your life.
Riftwalker101 t1_j2b2kkp wrote
And if you weren't a dog you would be aware that is a facade they put on themselves over their more carnal desire to have sex.
Desperate-Willow239 t1_j2bq9g7 wrote
I maybe a naive idealist but I think its a modern temple to some people.
A place where there is a sense of union, release and separation from drudgeries of reality.
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