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If I was a rich and famous diva I would pay someone to serve me only unbroken chips cause I'm annoying like that

I imagine you tossing any broken chip across the room, "does that look like a whole chip!!!???"

I was just saying this. Tostitos Scoops are amazing until they’re not.

I can’t fuck with those itty-bitty shards.