Submitted by iunnolol t3_zzk3e1 in Showerthoughts
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themosttoast603 t1_j2csgd3 wrote
I just creamed cheese
fiatfighter t1_j2cwezj wrote
I just cheesed cream.
never_on_time t1_j2d5r2r wrote
'i creamed the cheese myself!'
Ghostenx t1_j2dcmj6 wrote
I creamed myself, cheese it!
CirnoIzumi t1_j2dj4wa wrote
Myself Creemed, it cheese!
81CoreVet t1_j2ebmua wrote
Cheese creamed myself
tatertot225 t1_j2ec5s9 wrote
Cream myself cheesed
Bleu_Cerise t1_j2f66dr wrote
I scream, you scream, we all scream for cream cheese
CirnoIzumi t1_j2f9uja wrote
*for cheese cream
Bouffazala t1_j2e6fax wrote
You uh...you probably need to see a doctor.
spddemonvr4 t1_j2cd4ez wrote
You've never made a grilled cheese sandwich in a toaster?
Bo_Jim t1_j2ce2kw wrote
That would not be a grilled cheese sandwich. That would be a toasted cheese sandwich.
1000IslandDepressant t1_j2crdjn wrote
It’s the latch-key kid grilled cheese sandwich. When you’re hungry after school but aren’t allowed to use the stove when you’re parents are still at work. Toast the bread in the toaster, butter it, put a slice of cheese between and melt it in the microwave for 15 seconds. 8 year old chef’s kiss
Note: I wasn’t alone at 8, but there was as no way either of my 9 or 11 year old brothers were making me food.
somethingmoronic t1_j2dl06p wrote
I made these too, but they are not grilled cheese sandwiches. Just like, if you put tomato sauce on them they didn't instantly become pizzas.
Vocalscpunk t1_j2f0xxb wrote
Well not with that attitude! Sauce on carbs is either pizza or spaghetti my man. Fight me!
Vocalscpunk t1_j2f18vo wrote
If we're being overly literal the stove top isn't a grill either. It would be a....(pan) fried cheese sandwich. Grilled would have to be over open flame. You don't grill your eggs and bacon on the stove top.
spddemonvr4 t1_j2ce5yj wrote
The heat source doesn't change the sandwich.
The bread is toasted in the toaster or on a pan...
Bo_Jim t1_j2cifcj wrote
I disagree. A traditional grilled cheese sandwich is not made by toasting the bread in a pan. Grilled food is usually cooked in it's own juices. Bread has no juices, so oil or butter is usually used. The taste and texture will be completely different from your toasted cheese sandwich.
spddemonvr4 t1_j2cio5r wrote
You can still butter bread in a toaster... Nothing is different besides heat source.
jarnish t1_j2f7gpy wrote
My friend, there's definitely a difference in flavor between grilled cheese, toasted cheese, and "griddled" cheese.
spddemonvr4 t1_j2fiuom wrote
If all the ingredients are the same there isn't.
jarnish t1_j2fj90w wrote
There absolutely is. Go try it yourself. Different heating methods affect the physical reactions that take place in cooking, resulting in different flavors.
spddemonvr4 t1_j2fjemc wrote
I've done it, many times. Thats why I know there's almost no difference.
jarnish t1_j2frwe5 wrote
You must have the taste buds of a potato then.
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GenerallySalty t1_j2cukla wrote
Since you went with "technically", it's technically not, because it's not grilled. That would be toasted.
In a grilled cheese sandwich the outside of the bread is buttered or oiled and then it's grilled in a pan or toaster oven. Never in my life seen a bagel with cream cheese prepared this way. Would probably be delicious though.
ba_cam t1_j2e8c4s wrote
To be even more pedantic, however, a grilled cheese is never “grilled” as in cooked on a grill. It’s typically in a pan or on a griddle. So, “griddled cheese sandwich” is the MOST correct terminology
Cougr_Luv t1_j2ehq6q wrote
Aren't things cooked on a griddle considered grilled?
LittleSpoonInDenial t1_j2eoml9 wrote
But also the cheese itself isn’t grilled the bread is grilled and the cheese is melted?? 🧐
mtthwas t1_j2ex6vl wrote
It's a cheese sandwich that is grilled... A grilled cheese sandwich. It is not a sandwich made of grilled cheese.
LittleSpoonInDenial t1_j2f0o3m wrote
Grilled, cheese sandwich. Grilled cheese sandwich.
Hmm I think this is one of those moments of me being dense ;-;
ClarityByHilarity t1_j2c2ath wrote
Disagree as the cream cheese is meant to be served chilled. It’s not grilled into the bread.
ItsameMatt03 t1_j2cb92b wrote
I don't know about your bagels, but mine are nice and warm out of the toaster, so the cream cheese gets warm when I spread it.
ClarityByHilarity t1_j2cepcm wrote
Interesting. I prefer to wait a minute or two after my bagel is toasted so that the cream cheese doesn’t melt down. I wonder if most people just spread the cream cheese right on the hot bagel? That sounds nuts to me.
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Vocalscpunk t1_j2f1di0 wrote
Do it do it do it. I actually swing both ways, it's good either way but try it with room temp cream cheese is way easier to spread
VioletVaine t1_j2flos9 wrote
I do the opposite of you lol, i put the cheese on immediately and then i wrap the bagel in a paper towel and wait for the cheese to melt
Vamp_Rocks t1_j2d8nb1 wrote
That depends on the definition / perspective no?
Is it a grilled cheese - sandwich
Or a grilled - cheese sandwich
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ClarityByHilarity t1_j2c6n2c wrote
Simply Toast with cold cheese does not make for a grilled cheese.
Vocalscpunk t1_j2f1ju4 wrote
So then if you microwave it it's ok?
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codece t1_j2c5w13 wrote
Yeah, but toast + cold cheese is toast with cheese, not a grilled cheese.
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nonotburton t1_j2cfrzb wrote
A bagel is not, by default toasted.
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PreschoolBoole t1_j2c3teb wrote
It’s not grilled. The bagels are toasted and the cheese is spread cold.
timmyboyoyo t1_j2ccniz wrote
Try it grilled
Flowofinfo t1_j2dm6ii wrote
I don’t understand how someone can be so wrong about something so simple
AllGarbage t1_j2cdimv wrote
Disagree. Not only because the cream cheese itself isn't grilled, but how often do bagels with just cream cheese get eaten in sandwich form? Usually most people eat half of a bagel at a time, not sandwiched together with the cheese in the middle.
mountaineer7 t1_j2ccruv wrote
I grew up (in Michigan) calling these toasted-cheese sandwiches.
runswithdolls t1_j2cm898 wrote
This is like saying that when you take a bath you're technically a soup
reluctantmimulus t1_j2fcc8g wrote
If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle.
cthechartreuse t1_j2csfhf wrote
A person in a bath is, in my estimation, NOT soup. Cereal in milk might be, though.
pussy-n-boots t1_j2eaf9i wrote
No way. No cooking processes are exerted on cereal and milk, they’re just mixed together. Not soup.
cthechartreuse t1_j2eeiz1 wrote
Gespacho isn't cooked.
runswithdolls t1_j2djwzf wrote
Same difference? Solid floating in liquid
cthechartreuse t1_j2dx1uw wrote
You aren't going to consume the person or the bathwater.
runswithdolls t1_j2dyun2 wrote
I'm not, but Jeffrey Dahmer or a bear would. So I don't see your argument here.
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J-Dabbleyou t1_j2e20ii wrote
Do you understand what “grilled” means? If ANYTHING it’s a “toastie”
SadLaser t1_j2cxvlw wrote
No, they aren't technically grilled cheese sandwiches. Taking a slice of bread out of the fridge and putting any kind of cheese on it isn't a grilled cheese sandwich, so why would a bagel be one? Most people also eat half of a bagel at once. And they eat them fresh or toast them. They don't grill or pan fry with cheese. So.. it's not grilled.. it's not a sandwich.. and there's an argument to be made about the cheese part as well.
Anthroman78 t1_j2e4j2y wrote
A grilled cheese sandwich has "grilled cheese", the cream cheese on a bagel isn't grilled.
tvcky69 t1_j2e62ki wrote
Wouldn’t you have to grill it?
It’s technically just a cheese sandwich
DecalArtist t1_j2e6w5x wrote
- It's toasted not grilled
- Cream cheese is to "cheese" what a Chicken fried steak is to chicken
- But I'll give you that a cream cheese bagel is still tasty
Edit to add, the fact this shower thoughtat the time of my writing this has at least 100 people up voting it while a ton of other more interesting shower thoughts remain buried makes me further lose hope in humanity.
rkmkthe6th t1_j2cnvaj wrote
Quesadilla with salsa, cheese pizza, grilled cheese with tomato soup…all different arrangements of flour, tomato and cheese
Kushkraze t1_j2crh88 wrote
I've seen the madness of an old elementary friend who microwaved cheese and put it between soft bread and called it a grilled cheese sandwich
athomasflynn t1_j2d2bmf wrote
That mass of cells between your ears is technically a brain. It's cream cheese and nobody grills it.
AutoRedux t1_j2dgmop wrote
...no.
The bagels aren't grilled. At most, they're toasted.
The most accurate comparison would be a cheese sandwich.
CirnoIzumi t1_j2dj0zz wrote
something i have learned is that you have to make it clear if you are talking about a "Grilled, Cheese sandwich" or a "Grilled Cheese, Sandwich"
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_thankyoucomeagain_ t1_j2cldzv wrote
Best bagal is heated on a bagal steamer and if you have not had you just don't know.
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ATXKLIPHURD t1_j2d6mj8 wrote
I like to put some salami on my bagel sandwich. Better with an onion or everything bagel.
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jimmycurry01 t1_j2eaxck wrote
Only if you grill your bagel. If you toast it, it is a toasted cheese.
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MissyAnneAnde t1_j2eeq98 wrote
No-only if you toast the bagel after the cream cheese has been added. Otherwise it’s just a cheese sandwich.
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JH-DM t1_j2ezghy wrote
Nope, not unless you grill it with the melted cheese.
Something being similar in no way makes it technically that thing.
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Cherryboy52 t1_j2f4zpk wrote
Minus the heat? I’ll politely disagree. Needs to be malty and toasty.
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trchttrhydrn t1_j2c3rt7 wrote
When have u ever seen a bagel w cream cheese get grilled
And please god do not say "creamed cheese" .... The mind recoils