Submitted by zurds13 t3_zzj55l in Showerthoughts
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Calenchamien t1_j2chl5e wrote
Butler =/= maid though
But also, mermaid is not using “maid” in the sense of the profession, but as short for “maiden”, meaning woman. So the masculine version of mermaid is merman. Unsurprisingly
Kell11101 t1_j2csy8e wrote
Perhaps “gentleman” is more analogous to “maiden” hence making the masculine version “mergent”
lookingForPatchie t1_j2dvgge wrote
Or, since the term is so old it might be "merwere", the word "man" has only been used to describe male humans for a few hundred years, the medieval term being "were" as in werewolf.
AsianPotato77 t1_j2cim6x wrote
I'm aware but OP's showerthought implies the connotation of a profession hence "by that logic"
thisplacemakesmeangr t1_j2d91tj wrote
Mermale the mervalet
safarifriendliness t1_j2c5h7b wrote
That’s why “merfolk” is such a good word
redXathena t1_j2clqbp wrote
“Manservant” is not gender neutral
Sean_13 t1_j2d4qn1 wrote
Or mervalet
AsianPotato77 t1_j2d4xhy wrote
merchauffeur
Vocalscpunk t1_j2ezw79 wrote
More since when?
KvK_07 t1_j2d6t9e wrote
Merbutler?
TheAdmiralMoses t1_j2c0kke wrote
Just merman considering the etymology of maid when the phrase was created just meant a young woman most of the time
skymoods t1_j2c43xp wrote
so what do they call them when they're older?
wildadragon t1_j2c4jvn wrote
Meroldmaids.
kiwilapple t1_j2du7ez wrote
Merspinsters
GailynStarfire t1_j2ecklb wrote
Mermilf?
TheSingingRonin t1_j2edz8a wrote
Mermilf.
Vocalscpunk t1_j2f05mo wrote
Wait until porn gets a hold of this, plus MerGilf/MerDilf the possibilities are dozens
TheAdmiralMoses t1_j2c4ik9 wrote
I got it a little mixed up, maid is more for unmarried women, married women are ladies. An older unmarried woman was an old maid or a spinster.
TheAdmiralMoses t1_j2c4sap wrote
So I guess merspinster or merlady, lol.
Vladi_Sanovavich t1_j2c5pi3 wrote
Mer'lady. Tips hat
Glordicus t1_j2cygtc wrote
Yes this is where a woman's "maiden" name comes from. Maid is actually closer to "virgin" than "unmarried" - but in ye olde times those were hand in hand. This is why you might hear of a "maiden voyage" for a ships first sail, because the ship is still virgin.
durma5 t1_j2dlcx0 wrote
And maid as virgin was applied to both men and women.
Vocalscpunk t1_j2f08mi wrote
You clearly don't know sailors very well
Artsy_traveller_82 t1_j2ezcfj wrote
Mermatrons?
nouille07 t1_j2eynlf wrote
Merbaboushka
NighthawK1911 t1_j2dhy01 wrote
isn't the "maid" part from maiden?
Merlad would be more apt
Hakaisha89 t1_j2do9vq wrote
Mermaid comes from the words Mere which means sea, and maid shortened from maiden, meaning unmarried or a virgin, which are synonyms since virgin USED to mean unmarried woman.
So unmarried man would be bachelor + mer suffic would be merbach.
LeftistNotALiberal t1_j2frqtf wrote
The men must all be really good at piano.
Bdayn t1_j2d8e2r wrote
Merdude, Merguy, Merboy, Meryoungster, Merlord, Merduke, Merdick
kierantheking t1_j2ees4s wrote
Merbro
AlephBaker t1_j2cimet wrote
Mervalet? For some reason, that sounds vaguely suggestive to me...
imregrettingthis t1_j2dx7g5 wrote
I believe maid is short for maiden in this context. Not house keeper.
DecalArtist t1_j2ec21w wrote
No... the male version is a mermaid is a merMAN , they didn't use MAID as a servant they used MAID as in MAIDen. The fact this "shower fart thought" 500+ upvotes 😑 People really think mermaids are cleaning ladies? SMH🤦♀️
alilsus83 t1_j2ebwme wrote
Mermaid came from maiden not maid as in servant.
Maiden just meant a young woman, usually not married yet.
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DrFitterWelder420 t1_j2faimd wrote
Hey! I thought puns were illegal here… still a golden thought though.
Due_Tip_3051 t1_j2cvlaz wrote
Yes, that's cool but T Rex lived much closer to Twitter than it did to Stegosaurus.
AsianPotato77 t1_j2c0og7 wrote
by your logic wouldn't merbutler make more since
i thought servant was gender neutral