Submitted by VisibleEntry4 t3_zzituf in Showerthoughts
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SeekRus t1_j2d0sob wrote
Thank you Will Smith
graveybrains t1_j2fnldj wrote
Right? Somebody ought to punch OP’s face in for this. 😂
Mindofmierda90 t1_j2bxvfu wrote
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in his face.
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on his face.
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in the face.
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on the face.
Will Smith facially slapped Chris Rock.
Cyrrex91 t1_j2czyu8 wrote
Will Smith gave Chris Rock a facial >!slapping!<
VisibleEntry4 OP t1_j2byd98 wrote
The last is the best
rombies t1_j2cf0dd wrote
Now I’m picturing Will Smith slapping Chris Rock with his face
EmptyKetchupBottle9 t1_j2dftut wrote
No, that's a headbutt.
limronn t1_j2djwxb wrote
That's a buttface
arenotgonnabelieve t1_j2ef77b wrote
Or facebutt?
ZoidVrm t1_j2eomkk wrote
Faceass
CurrentBias t1_j2bwigq wrote
You take a shit in the toilet, but don't give a shit when you don't take someone else's shit
DirtyBananaGrabber t1_j2cp8qe wrote
Don’t take a shit in my bathroom, leave one
SandysBurner t1_j2dc7bs wrote
You take a shit in the toilet, but you put a shit on the toilet.
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ChipmunkGlittering37 t1_j2bz3d9 wrote
Yes we also park on driveways and drive on parkway. Ships have cargo and trains have shipments. And the true meaning of safe sex is a padded headboard.
SadLaser t1_j2cy6vi wrote
Slap in the face is a perfectly acceptable way of saying it. Either are fine for each.
Salt-Hamster-4883 t1_j2bwnig wrote
There needs to be universal justice here! There's a huge difference when you're in someone's face or on someone's face! 😂
KingDuken t1_j2buvop wrote
One goes directly into something and the other moves onwards after impact.
allkittyy t1_j2c03i0 wrote
When you punch, you aim behind the item you're hitting. When you slap, you're aiming for the item itself. Slap on the face. Punch in the face. It makes sense.
LuxInteriot t1_j2c14pr wrote
In, on, at distinction makes no sense to people coming from other languages. It seems logical (you're taught: in, inside, on, on top, at, at the front), but it's not.
Aspy343 t1_j2dlq65 wrote
You're "in a country" but "on a bus".
When I started learning other languages I realised there's no logic to it in any language. You live "in" California but I think it should be "on", but if you said "I live on California" it would have a subtly different meaning.
I'm interested in what AI says is the most logical language when we explain Esperanto to it.
Downtown_Skill t1_j2f3whr wrote
The country/state thing makes sense since you're within the borders of the location but I always learned that it's weird we say ride in a car but on a bus.
SomeAverageAsiane t1_j2e6sj3 wrote
This Reddit community is breaking my understanding of the world and us as a species.
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Mobiggz t1_j2ca2up wrote
I had a similar thought the other day while surfing PH. In my face? On my face?
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UlteriorCulture t1_j2cfs33 wrote
Prepositions can shift over time. Consider the increasing prevalence of "on accident" in contrast to "by accident".
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Particular_Buy_1809 t1_j2d58kj wrote
well also you don't get kicked on the nuts, it's in the nuts
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firebol23 t1_j2dh68k wrote
You dive in the water but fall flat on the water.
wigzell78 t1_j2doiwm wrote
A slap is superficial, but if I punch you I wanna go deep and knock out teeth. Maybe thats why...
legend_number_1 t1_j2dtoey wrote
The damage from a punch is internal, the damage from a slap is external (although the emotional damage is internal)
DroopyRock t1_j2e9pot wrote
That's because when you punch your trying to put your hand where their head is.
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EvoStarSC t1_j2ehyfp wrote
That's because when you punch people you purposely force your fist in a manner to go through the target but when you slap you strike their face with the intention deflecting off.
Intrepid_Scar122 t1_j2f6ufj wrote
Well punches go THROUGH because they're angry and aggressive and you really want to hurt the other person. Therefore it's IN the face
Slaps are quick little shots of anger so they kinda just bounce off. Therefore it's ON the face
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TheSandyman23 t1_j2bww55 wrote
“A slap in the face” is a common expression. It even has its own dictionary entry. To me, slap on the face would mean that it is very light, where slap in the face implies some force.