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randomdudenumber6 t1_iy8e32t wrote

My dogs weren't even kidnapped. They were both strays that just walked in and decided to live with me. Like literally walked up to me as puppies. Didn't want a dog but one of them decided to be sick on my doorstep and I felt bad and didn't want them to die on my porch. Took them to the vet and had to name them. Now I suddenly have 2 dogs. Felt like I was scammed.

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schteavon t1_iy91af7 wrote

Thee ol' I'm sick and dying on your front porch scam.... seen it a hundred times and it works 100% of the time too.

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SexPanther_Bot t1_iy91gpf wrote

Sex Panther® is a cologne which is illegal in 9 countries.

It is also made from bits of real panthers.

60% of the time, it works every time.

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