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Skeletonzac t1_ixs4pl3 wrote
My dogs' associate me turning off the TV with bed time. As soon as the TV screen goes dark they are lined up next to my bedroom door, waiting to get into their crates.
SnoopThereItIs88 OP t1_ixsehon wrote
Hah! I usually say "doooooo weeee....need puppy foods?!" and it's like I've activated the zoomies button for the dogs. I don't even need to say the full sentence for them to start running around.
Skeletonzac t1_ixsey56 wrote
One of my dogs responds to the phrase "Do you wanna..." Her ears will perk up and she'll tilt her head like she's trying to comprehend. Then depending on if I finish the sentence with "go outside" or "eat" she'll blast off in the appropriate direction.
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Throwawaycuzawkward t1_ixrswyw wrote
I'm sorry that you are confused.
The means of production is owned by the cats.
Karl Marx wasn't talking about people.
But the cats would like to say "Thank you" for your futile efforts.
Draco-vivi t1_ixru84q wrote
There are entire generations that don't associate humans to mealtime...