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M0XNIX t1_iy6vcqy wrote

Like 20 years ago there was a dude who was driving around jerking off, and I guess like "hip thrusting" to show off his dick to adjacent cars.

So since he was "hip thrusting" that brings his torso up, and his lower parts away from the pedals.

He is approaching a busy intersection and mixed up the gas and brakes, goes pedal to the metal, swerves to the right, up and over the corner and crashed in the wall of a bank at a really high speed- this was like 3PM broad day light, all the bank customers and people using the ATM etc came to his aid. Naked from the waist down, wasn't wearing his seatbelt (so he could better show off his junk), and I guess at the moment of impact he was like in that hip thrust state - essentially with his cock and balls on the steering wheel when he hit the wall.

(Source - I saw the accident scene (after) driving by, and my mother was the bank manager who had to handle the customers, injured and emergency response etc and told me about it later that night)

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