Submitted by hearsdemons t3_z77q6k in Showerthoughts
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mike_pants t1_iy56xtv wrote
I once got horny and had sex with a potholder. I'm well aware of how crazy I am, cameras or no.
Standalone2 t1_iy5krkf wrote
When you get to the point of installing security cameras indoors it really should be a sign that you are crazy.
emmadonelsense t1_iy5okq1 wrote
I put up a couple cams inside to see how my pets destroyed the house while I was gone. lol needed to know who to punish for what.
DonkeyShitSlurper t1_iy5oq4b wrote
Hold up
balrus-balrogwalrus t1_iy5pn0e wrote
and end up getting footage of cat-sized rats in the back alley fighting cats and winning
BannedRemovedDeleted t1_iy6f3rr wrote
I once tried fucking a toilet paper roll. The hole was too big.
CrayonsTasteGood10 t1_iy6lvoe wrote
TBingo2 t1_iy6sti4 wrote
I think I’d be more concerned if the hole was the correct size
S-Vagus t1_iy73js5 wrote
Not as crazy as my daily devotion to dancing for all the security officers that monitor the city's CCTV! I also dance for stores, government promotions, and cultural reasons. Also when I'm bored, not bored, or because reasons I couldn't find but wanted to dance anyway.
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