I don't usually put wax, grease, anti seize, oxyclean, fish food or tiger balm on bread.

Disagree.. They should be put on bread but are much better eaten with just a spoon

I have a head in a jar, I'd look pretty weird if I put it on bread.

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Just seen a 5 pound of peanut butter, thought of this post. Lol

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