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ashtonvex t1_iu4724k wrote

no, i don't. to me, it's the same as "would you love me if i were a worm?" type questions. sorry sofía, but realistically, if you were a worm i would either put you in my compost bin or feed you to my magpie friends.

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BluZombieReddit t1_iu4b32m wrote

"magpie friends" sounds like a metaphor or street name for a burglar gang

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MisterHonkeySkateets t1_iu4dqp2 wrote

I was telling some blackbirds that they were once dinosaurs until the cosmic event and they started a real squawk, as if to say they’d love to eat me

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ashtonvex t1_iu4ez9i wrote

i swear im not a part of any burglar gangs of any kind. im friends with birds that live around my house, that's all.

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immaownyou t1_iu4odi6 wrote

It's kinda fucked you jump straight to killing your gf right away and not keeping it in a jar for a couple months as a pet

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NowAlexYT t1_iu4p0v5 wrote

Its kinda fucked up that youd keep her in a jar?

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FenHarels_Heart t1_iu4q7pd wrote

Nah, you've just to give her some protein in the jar.

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Dotas323 t1_iu4tr23 wrote

You stop that. >.> if you're referencing what I think you are, stop that lol.

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ashtonvex t1_iu6pqrz wrote

not really, i don't like worms. my hypothetical worm-gf will either be helping the environment from the inside of my compost bin or stimulating the "circle of life" (the food chain). why would i keep it in a jar, anyway? that seems kind of possessive.

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