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AnythingWillHappen t1_itp42x4 wrote

Reply to comment by tbnrjagster in It takes longer to make a cold pizza than a hot pizza by PandaKing185

It’s not a pizza until it comes out of the oven.

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floolf03 t1_itp8vqd wrote

Not to be pedantic but if I hold up a frozen pizza and ask what it is, you've got me fucked up if you think you won't answer "a pizza".

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Narsku1001 t1_itpaz7a wrote

It's not frozen before it goes in the oven, it's just ingredients on dough.

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floolf03 t1_itpb8kr wrote

But then when it comes out of the oven, it's not pizza either, it's just ingredients on bread? That sort of deconstruction works either way.

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Narsku1001 t1_itpbed7 wrote

True

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floolf03 t1_itpbldk wrote

We conclude: Pizza is an illusion and does not exist.

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razzec_phone t1_itpsiar wrote

Actually, I thought as soon as you bake it, it becomes pie.

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StateChemist t1_itq2rdc wrote

Goes to a restaurant

I would like to order a piece of dough flat with sauce and cheese and these toppings then cooked and sliced because Reddit proved words don’t mean anything so unless I’m very specific I might not get what I want because a pizza is just an imaginary construct.

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shamanbaptist t1_itprito wrote

This is a good point, but if you said “Let’s eat this pizza.” I’d say “It’s not cooked.”

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StateChemist t1_itq2aqf wrote

Still a raw inedible pizza.

It’s a frozen pizza not ‘a pizza’ the adjective matters in this context.

I can’t eat what you are showing me without cooking it and if I ordered a pizza at a restaurant and they brought me a frozen raw pizza then I’m mad because that’s not what anyone expects when they are offered a pizza.

If I ordered a frozen pizza to go give me the frozen thing, but you pedanticness is complicating the matter rather than clarifying anything.

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floolf03 t1_itq7lct wrote

If I showed you a frozen pizza and this was your answer I'm not sure I'd be the one overcomplicating things mate.

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StateChemist t1_iu03u1m wrote

Sorry willfully simplifying things to absurdity is not good.

Frozen pizza is perfectly simple.

Just pizza leaves room for ambiguity

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floolf03 t1_iu070cx wrote

Well a pizza is a pizza, the question is whether a frozen pizza is a pizza?

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