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Well yeah... That's like anything..

You always swallow your own spit, but if you spit in a cup and drink it........

You always chew up food then swallow it, but if you chew it up, spit it out, then eat it.......

You must be fun at kids’ parties.

“Yeah but kids, the rabbit was in the hat the whole time.”

He's not wrong..

i think they just wanna justify eating their own boogers

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Yeah, but part of it is all of the cilia in your nose, which is meant to trap germs and pollutants. So if you pick your nose and eat it, you're eating all the shit that it's trapped/attempted to filter out.

It is still considered gross if you take it out back first.

Prude.