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__Dystopian__ t1_iu4prqq wrote

Reply to comment by ClosedDimmadome in Getting horny is your bodies way of reminding you what you're really here for. by Meshd

Why do you think I'm shopping Amazon for a new toaster.

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PuppetryOfThePenis t1_iu4quv5 wrote

Grab the nicest toaster you afford. why not treat yourself?

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__Dystopian__ t1_iu5eg53 wrote

I am. I found quite the product with 4 slots and a bagel function. 1 star reviews say it has a problem with not shutting off immediately after popping up. Gonna take this bad boy out for a spin in the jacuzzi

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Pr1meKn1ght t1_iu6sel0 wrote

Whew, excellent. Those 5 star toasters have this feature where they shut off at the first sign of a short. Now NOTHING will get in the way of your tub time toasting test.

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