Submitted by Meshd t3_yfndmp in Showerthoughts
ClosedDimmadome t1_iu4nz8s wrote
Reply to comment by __Dystopian__ in Getting horny is your bodies way of reminding you what you're really here for. by Meshd
Just do it!
__Dystopian__ t1_iu4prqq wrote
Why do you think I'm shopping Amazon for a new toaster.
PuppetryOfThePenis t1_iu4quv5 wrote
Grab the nicest toaster you afford. why not treat yourself?
__Dystopian__ t1_iu5eg53 wrote
I am. I found quite the product with 4 slots and a bagel function. 1 star reviews say it has a problem with not shutting off immediately after popping up. Gonna take this bad boy out for a spin in the jacuzzi
Pr1meKn1ght t1_iu6sel0 wrote
Whew, excellent. Those 5 star toasters have this feature where they shut off at the first sign of a short. Now NOTHING will get in the way of your tub time toasting test.
MinerMinecrafter t1_iu4tywp wrote
Why settle for a toaster bath and not a bath in HeH+
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