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Sure, until they find themselves addicted to that sweet Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity.

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Oh man I both miss and don't miss those 3am Dennys runs after getting blasted.

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2am. Waffle House. Key West. 2004ish. Entire staff was on work release.