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Slave35 t1_iu1qjt0 wrote

The guy at the bodega legitimately gave me like 4 free limes last time.

"Just take them."

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HolyCadaver t1_iu1ot3i wrote

I take offense to this, where else am I supposed to find fruit that's been rubbed on someone's ass?

It just doesn't taste the same otherwise

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YggdrasilsLeaf t1_iu1yrhv wrote

I have to disagree. Speaking from personal experience and I am 100% positive I’m not the only one.

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Ritehandwingman t1_iu1v1ig wrote

My local gas station gives away a free banana with every fountain drink, which is pretty nice when they’re ripe.

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Nihiladrem000 t1_iu25zx2 wrote

Fun fact, a lot of convenience stores only have these available because of state or federal requirements for SNAP/EBT/ Food assistance program eligibility.

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Kenthrax t1_iu4tkq8 wrote

Gas station sushi

Most unwanted of all: President Hilary Clinton

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