wildadragon t1_je5tzh8 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 4:58 PM

Reply to comment by Owenrat in You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk

Sure it is, has your name on it and says certificate of death.

Owenrat t1_je66k7p wrote on March 29, 2023 at 6:17 PM

Fair

wildadragon t1_je67uoi wrote on March 29, 2023 at 6:25 PM

Power move, if you hate someone have a prefilled out death certificate (you can provably find a template online and print it out) then hand it to the person.

Luqas_Incredible t1_je7ea66 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 11:09 PM

With a post-it "just in case"

illessen t1_je7wqyw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:28 AM

Add in location so they avoid it like the plague.

BlightFantasy3467 t1_je8omin wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:42 AM

And time of death as well,

Maybe a cause of death, if death certificates have one.

youcancallmescott t1_je86z9y wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:48 AM

Haha damn. I like it.

yor_ur t1_je7nfgd wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:18 AM

I would rather see that than my obituary if I was an asshole all my life and knew it.

I believe that’s why the Nobel prize was invented.

Nobel saw his premature obituary and said “fuck that. I’m not being remembered as an arms dealer”