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If you touch hard enough, every screen will be a react-screen following this logic.

I guess it depends on the reaction.

in the same way:

every zoo is a petting zoo if you're fast enough

all mushrooms are edible, at least once

You mean like you can look into a high-powered laser, but only twice?

You can look into one?

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You can into laser, but you can't the cat.

Can you don't?

I think the ability to don't would be a good start, yes.

No they are bloody well not.

Anybody that touches my TV screen will get throat punched.

Hate finger prints with a passion on non touch screens.

But where can I wipe my Dorito fingers?!

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This is basically what my girlfriend try’s to convince me to believe when I complain about her touching my computer screen.

React on these nuts dude

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I felt this one deep in my bones. Every TV screen in the house bears my offspring's handprints.

Everyone who admitted playing Russian roulette is alive.

This is why I hate touch screens. We spent years slapping hands away from our screens just to have someone come alone and make it mandatory.

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Please do not the cat

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Arkansas

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Every restaurant is a drive through restaurant if you're going fast enough

Only if it's a wimpy high power laser. You try to look into a megawatt laser and you won't really be "looking"

Edit: I missed a rather important word

Hahaha good one, thanks

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I only feel natural watching tv while lying down, or at least sitting at a 45° angle, because as a kid our TV is hanged high between the wall and the ceiling and we would lie down on the couch to watch it.

Now I know why we have the TV in such an awkward position. I think my parents are geniuses

If a woman over 50 comes over to your desk to talk about an online document, she is going to touch your screen.

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So touching your screens causes a reaction?

Not every screen has a low enough operating temperature to be safely touched by people.

You can skydive without parachute at least once in your lifetime