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Glad I’m not the only one who has thought of that. I always get an intrusive thought when I’m on a two lane road that the person coming towards me is gonna stroke or seizure and hit me head on. Gotta love anxiety

Unfortunately your thoughts are totally plausible

Or a drunk driver.

I heard that statistically there are more drunks on the road at noon than there are at 10pm or whenever.

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This is why most commercial truck drivers have to get a physical each year to keep their CDL.

Rightttt